We have all seen them again and again; the posts that go “j’accuse!” full of venom and bluster. Mammolitti, again and again holding up the burning sword of “a forensic audit” when he becomes mayor. In this case we have Joe Bickershit once again intimating doom, calling out council and their many supporters for the lies and corruption. this is nothing new. A glance through the back issues of BEACHBOOSTER would provide a new shocking scandal. Now, I’m not sure if this is a new scandal or the same one.

Why don’t I know? Why aren’t the police in and out of town hall like a fiddler’s elbow?

It’s because Joe Bickerstaff (nee Bickershit), like many of his merry men (and women) is sadly full of shit. He repeats the same mantra, beating his chest and pulling out his hair over the terrible lies and blatant corruption, but NEVER EVER says what the corruption actually is. 
(No, actually that isn’t exactly true. the recent public apology published in BEACHBOOSTER tells what happens when Joe and his lies get too close to the hot legal sun. No doubt whoever is paying his costs is wincing over that legal bill.)

I have my own theory about his playing in heavy “legal” traffic. I think he is looking for a viking funeral, but only wants the town itself to set fire to BEACHBOOSTER as it drifts out to the bay. Hence the repeated attacks on the mayor and town staff.

I congratulate them on their temperance in dealing with what is obviously a troubled man.